A long time ago in a Galaxy far far away Jedi Masters became the ultimate force in the universe. To become a Jedi Master you must Follow the 5 simple rules or conduct.

Rule 1 - You must stay true to yourself as you fight injustice and tyranny in the furthest reaches of the Galaxy.

Rule 2 - Never use a blue light saber while wearing a brown cloak. (how hideous)

Rule 3 - Know that Sith Lordesses (the lady ones) have Herpes.

Rule 4 - Listen to everything Yoda tells you. (Even when it gets creepy)

Rule 5 - And lastly, Never ever bring up how Luke and Leah kissed and how they are related and stuff.... Just let it go.... its the Jedi way.