OOOOH it's Halloween time and Election Time, which means it's that time of the year when the streets are full of slutty nurses, witches, angles, devils, lumberjacks.....and a slew of Slutty Sarah Pallins, aged John McCains and  super smiley Barack Obamas and the only really scary part about this ghoulish holiday is it's proximity to election day. Come on admit it, as the election comes to a close democratics and republicans alike get a little scary intenso, each side freaking out in fear about what the opposing evil empire will inflict upon the world should they get elected!  And for the record there is nothing scary about Halloween anymore, not that I paticularly like the ghoulish, ghastly, ghosty side of Halloween, but I was udderly disappointed in the lack of creativity in my town. I shared this sentiment with a male friend of mine who so happended to be judging the best Costume contest;  I ranted on and on about the sad state of affairs of halloween and how every women aged 14 to 60 was dressed as a different version of whorishness and how uncreativie and generally boring the store bought "sexy swashbuckler' was only to be told flat out, "nay, nay, I love the sluttyness of halloween, store bought or not they get my vote" Alright then, that explains why my homemade construction paper "Blade o'Grass" costume that reveled zero cleavage and zero skin was only a hit with my girlfriends. Boo Hoo! I guess I'll go excerise my right to vote to relieve the pain and will have to brain storm on how to make a blade of grass more sexy for next year, in the meantime, Vote bitches!!!!!!