Ok, so you're taking the time to read a bio?! In that case, we better give you something that will BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF!! But because we're too lazy to write our own, we'll just paste in what other people write about us:

"....kick-arse songwriting, sick riffage, and some of the slickest, fattest production to emerge from the Oz independent heavy rock scene since Karnivools Themata. This is a startling debut. Mature and powerful, Vanden have all the chops, and all the hooks. It wouldnt surprise me one iota if they are the next big thing."

Nick Snelling from Beat Magazine wrote that. He used the money to buy a bigger wallet, so he could fit what was left in it.

Ok, now to get to the point:
1. We're from Melbourne, Australia.
2. There are 4 of us in the band (when we're not at war with each other).
3. Chicken forms part of most meals we eat.
4. MXC is hands-down the greatest TV show, ever.
5. Only 1 person in our band has a snoring problem.
6. A dot-point list in a bio ISN'T cheating.
7. You are no smarter than you were 6 points ago.

The debut EP, Victims, is out now and we're pretty proud of it. We'll be celebrated the launch with a few beers and a BBQ at Dave's place and Dave did a sweet version of Dirty Sneakers on the spoons.